purrrgatori

muwahahahhahahahahahaha!

i love pranks!

so, today: i woke up. felt like crap because i drank last night and stayed up way too late. i did not want to go to work.

but i did it anyway and it was worth it.

my manager plays disgusting jokes on everyone all the time so it was time for some payback.

we had a dog come in that was in heat so she had this little diaper thing on. after spaying her, the owners didn't want it back. so we cleaned the thing up (it was plastic and you just replace the pad as needed). i put a new pad in and then grabbed some of the old blood from the fridge and poured it on.

then i left it on his desk.

he got all grossed out. everyone else was in on it and thought it was pretty funny/gross.

he still doesn't know it was me.

lmfao.

wonder how my yearly review will go now if he figures out it was me. lol.