purrrgatori

this is so shitty...

so while joking around the other night, i said to my friend, "dude, i so hate your face." (basically, i say it instead of i love ya.)

he says, you hate me as much as you hate your fish.

little background on the fish... his name is brandon. he is a koi. i have had brandon since he was a little fishy and he's about 7 or 8. he started acting funny 36 hours ago and now he is struggling to breath and "laying" on his side. basically my fish is lethargic and dying. and it's all hobb's fault for saying i hate my fish.

brandon doesn't know i say it as a term of endearment and i guess he decided he had nothing left to live for since the woman who has fed him for almost a decade doesn't love him anymore.

thanks hobb, you fucker.

now i'm trying to figure out a way to humanely euthanize a fish. i can't take watching him suffer anymore, and i can't diagnose what's wrong with him. there aren't any obvious symptoms other than respiratory distress.

dude, this makes me so sad...