puresauciness

I worked 7am-3pm today....I have to wake up at 5:15 to get out the door and to work on time...I am about to drive the 45 minutes (actually, only 30 right now because no usual mornin traffic crap) back to work to close the cash room and the front end. I am seriously my job's number one bitch...not bitch in the sense of me running shit and/or being evil, but seriously they are mastering me right now. My company is the big fat dildo in my ass, painfully shoved in to the hilt, agonozingly un-lubed. Damn, them. I must love this shit. I must love the exquisite pain of getting home at 12:00 and waking up at 5:15 to do it again tomorrow. Damn them. I am a masochist.

In other news, I have decided to stop masturbating for one week. This little experiment will be totally put off if i get to leave town this weekend and visit with the sexiest girl in the world. We probably won't have any semblance of sexual contact, but the tension alone will be enough to send me to have frequent "bathroom breaks" to relate to myself....

And in uninhibited support of my lardy ass gaining five pounds, I am considering taking another set for the PSW group. If I can't lose it, I might as well become one with the fat... woo hoo for thickness!!!!

sooooo, what does everyone have planned for halloween. I am prob going to Bush Gardens. I wanted to do a lil partying and something that would have me semi-tipsy with some wonderful, sexy, costumed girl (or guy) licking the roof of my mouth, but i don't think that wil happen at Bush Gardens.