puppetofsock

WASSUP?!
um..............
I think I've been absorbed into a band...

'Twas at school the other day, and this guy goes,"Hey! You're in my bad!"
So I guess that means I'm in a band now...

I need a job, and I don't want to work at a Taco Bell or anything...
Been there, hated it...

Yeah....
Infomercials aren't entertaining anymore...
The actors don't even try to not look at the cue cards anymore. I miss sitting around all dazed and confused with my friends, trying to figure out how to change the channel, because all that was on was infomercials about buying and selling crappy property...
"Hey Bob! How're you today, you old bastard, you?"
"Not so bad, Jeff! How's your wife and ki... Oh, that's right, I don't care!"
*Joint fake laughter*
"We're here today to show the people at home how to turn thier gross net worth up by thousands and thousands of cents!"
"We sure are Jeff, and it's just so easy! I did it, but then again, I'm lieing!"
"Now, take a look at this piece of crap here..."
*holds up cue card with crappy shack, made mostly of cardboard*
"Wow, that sure is a piece of crap!"
"It sure is Bob, but these people at home could buy it for a low base cost, such as $50k, and turn around and sell it for twice that!"
"Twice? Wow, that's impossible!"
"It sure is, but if they're watching right now, they're either drunk or stupid enough to call in and buy our book, anyways!"
"Wow, Jeff, you sure are an evil bastard!"
"I sure am, Bob! Fuck you!"
"Fuck you, too, Jeff!"
*Shared fake laugh*

ugh....
I'm so damn bored...
Get a hold of me for coffee...