My hot Armenian Assasin friend is moving in RIGHT NOW! NEXT DOOR!!! Just in time, on the day that my absentee boyfriend told me,"GO AHEAD- cheat on me, I dare you!" When I was bitching ealrier that I wasn't getting laid anymore. 
IT'S ON
IT'S ON
Bad pup. No nookie. Sit. Staaaaay.
Not ranch.
My system isn't used to that much junk food. Feeling a little ill.
No. I say!
Silence foul temptress!