punkndrublic

my my daughter gets to get whatever she wants (one thing) when she gets a good report card. and she wanted to go to the reptile store and so i took her and she wanted a snake i said if you can hold it ill let you get it. she couldnt she freaked out. then she said a frog, she was holding it and it peed on her and she said no, then we went to the mice and she said they stink and i said good cuz i dont want those in my house. then she said she wanted a rat.... a fuckin rat!!! i said no. i dont care NO NO NO.... fuckin yuck!!!
so this is what she got....

how fuckin cute huh? we went to pet smart to buy one and the lady there said if we wanted on she would just give her to us... how fuckin cool huh?
i have no idea what to name her, and my daughter doesnt either. what should i name her? help me out people
HAVE A FUCKIN AWESOME 4TH OF JULY WEEKEND!!!!!!