punkinhead

Hello SG friends and neigbors,

I hope this finds you well and good.

Let me just start by saying that you haven't lived until a hyperactive masterbating chiwawa comes all over you and your friends while you watch South Park. Until that happy time everything else is just preliminaries.

I spent a quiet St. Patrick's Day with Mr. Hardcore and Ms. Dixie - a lovely time. The two of them were fighting like cats and dogs as early as last week but now there cool. I had to take Mr H aside and let him know that I wasen't ever, ever ever going to try to hook up with Ms D - this since she admitted last week that she was a) crushing on me b) fed up with him and c) really needing some Quality Personal Time.

But the Hero of St P Day was Ms Clio, who called me with some interesting news . . .

(I WANT TO OUT MS CLIO SO BAD!!!)

So there you go. I have to go right now, may be on to edit later.

hope all are well

take it light,

ph


Taoist thought of the day: Try a little tenderness.

Cat report:

Factoid: I'm not above scraping a bowl.