so, it may seem like i don't write a lot, but truth be told, i write almost too much. i have my blog on myspace with nearly 300 posts now. if anyone cares enough you can find me on there. maybe i will start to post them on here too...i suppose i can be more open on here, however my blogs are very long and philosophical and serious and sad... maybe i will actually get feedback as opposed to my myspace??
anyway. 'nuff seriousness.
here's a sex survey i found
enjoy :-)
Do not take this survey if you can't answer honestly...
CURRENT RELATIONSHIP STATUS? effin ridiculously single
DO YOU WISH YOUR STATUS WAS ANY DIFFERENT? most times i do, but i'm truly not one to settle just to have my status change (obviously as i have been single for over a year now)
DO YOU THINK PEOPLE WORRY TOO MUCH ABOUT "LOVE"? oh yes. and count me in.
DO YOU THINK IT'S POSSIBLE TO HAVE SEX WITH SOMEONE YOU DON'T LOVE? of course
IS SEX BETTER WHEN YOU LOVE THE PERSON? in my experience, it is amazingly better
IF YOU'RE IN A RELATIONSHIP RIGHT NOW, ARE YOU "IN LOVE" WITH THEM OR DO YOU JUST "LOVE" THEM? IF YOU'RE SINGLE ARE YOU SECRETLY "IN LOVE" OR INFATUATED WITH SOMEONE? it's not such a secret
IF YOU'RE SINGLE, DO YOU LOVE IT? IF NOT DO YOU WISH YOU WERE??i wouldn't say i love it. but when i hear shitty stories about other people's relationships and drama i am soooo happy that i currently don't have to deal with that bullshit....but you know every now and then i wish i had someones bullshit to deal with.
HAVE YOU EVER CHEATED ON ANYONE YOU WERE WITH? IF NOT, HAVE YOU THOUGHT ABOUT IT? i suppose technically no. my concious is too high. when i was with my first boyfriend i almost had phone sex with someone else and it tore me apart.
WOULD YOU EVER OR HAVE YOU CHEATED BECAUSE OF SEX? n/a
DO YOU PREFFER FRIENDS WITH BENEFITS OR FUCK BUDDIES? ugh neither. been there sone that. not all it is cracked up to be.
DO YOU EVEN KNOW THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN FRIENDS WITH BENEFITS AND FUCK BUDDIES? haha sure
EVER SLEEP WITH OR CONSIDERED SLEEPING WITH SOMEONE YOUNGER? not really
EVER SLEEP WITH OR CONSIDERED SLEEPING WITH SOMEONE OLDER? i slept with someone 14 years older. it wasn't anything special.
EVER SLEEP WITH A VIRGIN? IF SO, HOW LONG DID IT LAST? n/a
WAS YOUR FIRST A VIRGIN LIKE YOU OR WERE THEY EXPERIENCED? he definately was not a virgin
HAVE YOU EVER HAD "GAY" SEX? WOULD YOU?
I never have. and if the girl was hot enough i probably would
ARE YOU ATTRACTED TO SAME SEX? i find many girls pretty. but im not yet sure if it is in a sexual way or in a "i love her hair/makeup/style i want to look like her"
WHICH IS BETTER ONE PARTNER (monogamy) OR 2 OR MORE LOVERS (keeping your options open)? monogamy
DO YOU HAVE A FAVORITE POSITION? indeed :-)
CARE TO SHARE IT? doggy& sitting
LADIES, DO YOU PREFFER LENGTH OR GIRTH? a good combination of both :-)
GENTLEMEN, DO YOU PREFFER BIG TITS OR BIG BOOTIES? n/a
ARE YOU THE KINKY TYPE? if the mood is right
BITING? mmm
CHOKING? i dig it
SPANKING? :-)
DO YOU START IN ONE PLACE AND END UP IN ANOTHER? DO YOU END WHERE YOU START? haha. not really :-(
HAVE YOU EVER SLEPT WITH SOMEONE OUTSIDE OF YOUR RACE? WOULD YOU? i'm a mutt so does it matter? but i suppose i have.
EVER SLEEP WITH SOMEONE YOU ONLY INTENDED TO BE PLATONIC FRIENDS WITH? WOULD YOU? DID YOU REGRET IT? DID YOU WANT MORE? DID YOU GET MORE? yes i have. i might again. i try not to regret it. on occasion i want more. and i get it lol
EVER SLEEP WITH A CO-WORKER? WOULD YOU? DID YOU REGRET IT? DID YOU WANT MORE? DID YOU GET MORE? i haven't. but i've thought about it!
WOULD YOU MARRY SOMEONE BECAUSE THEY WERE GREAT AT SEX? no
IS IT POSSIBLE TO HAVE A PLATONIC RELATIONSHIP WITH THE OPPOSITE SEX AND NEVER HAVE ANYTHING SEXUAL HAPPEN? i thought it was possible....but it hasn't happened yet.
IS IT POSSIBLE TO HAVE A SEXUAL RELATIONSHIP WITH SOMEONE YOU DON'T GIVE A SHIT ABOUT? oh definately
DO YOU AGREE WITH OPEN RELATIONSHIPS? WHY OR WHY NOT? i agree that two consenting people cand o whatever they want. but i would not want to partake in an open relationship
WOULD YOU EVER ASK YOUR PARTNER TO HAVE AN OPEN RELATIONSHIP? no way
WOULD YOU CONSIDER IT IF YOUR PARTNER ASKED?? no
SEX ; IMPORTANT? OR MEHH?? Important
EVER USE TOYS? WANT TO? Yes and yes
CAN YOU NAME YOUR BEST SEXUAL PARTNER? yes
CAN YOU NAME YOUR WORST? haha yes
HOW MANY TIMES A WEEK WOULD YOU LIKE TO HAVE SEX? hrm...somewhere around 10
WHAT'S THE LONGEST YOU'VE GONE WITHOUT SEX? 7 long hard months
HOW LONG DO YOU THINK YOU CAN GO WITHOUT IT? i generally last 3 months then go mad. i don't know how the hell i lasted 7 months
HOW LONG DO YOU THINK YOU CAN GO BEFORE YOU GO ABSOLUTELY RAGING (HORNY) MAD?? 3-7 months haha
WHEN DID YOU LAST HAVE SEX? the night of the american idol finale whenever that was lol..end of may?
WHEN IS THE NEXT TIME YOU'LL HAVE SEX? never :-(
HAVE YOU ANSWERED ALL QUESTIONS TRUTHFULLY AND HONESTLY? yes
anyway. 'nuff seriousness.
here's a sex survey i found
enjoy :-)
Do not take this survey if you can't answer honestly...
CURRENT RELATIONSHIP STATUS? effin ridiculously single
DO YOU WISH YOUR STATUS WAS ANY DIFFERENT? most times i do, but i'm truly not one to settle just to have my status change (obviously as i have been single for over a year now)
DO YOU THINK PEOPLE WORRY TOO MUCH ABOUT "LOVE"? oh yes. and count me in.
DO YOU THINK IT'S POSSIBLE TO HAVE SEX WITH SOMEONE YOU DON'T LOVE? of course
IS SEX BETTER WHEN YOU LOVE THE PERSON? in my experience, it is amazingly better
IF YOU'RE IN A RELATIONSHIP RIGHT NOW, ARE YOU "IN LOVE" WITH THEM OR DO YOU JUST "LOVE" THEM? IF YOU'RE SINGLE ARE YOU SECRETLY "IN LOVE" OR INFATUATED WITH SOMEONE? it's not such a secret
IF YOU'RE SINGLE, DO YOU LOVE IT? IF NOT DO YOU WISH YOU WERE??i wouldn't say i love it. but when i hear shitty stories about other people's relationships and drama i am soooo happy that i currently don't have to deal with that bullshit....but you know every now and then i wish i had someones bullshit to deal with.
HAVE YOU EVER CHEATED ON ANYONE YOU WERE WITH? IF NOT, HAVE YOU THOUGHT ABOUT IT? i suppose technically no. my concious is too high. when i was with my first boyfriend i almost had phone sex with someone else and it tore me apart.
WOULD YOU EVER OR HAVE YOU CHEATED BECAUSE OF SEX? n/a
DO YOU PREFFER FRIENDS WITH BENEFITS OR FUCK BUDDIES? ugh neither. been there sone that. not all it is cracked up to be.
DO YOU EVEN KNOW THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN FRIENDS WITH BENEFITS AND FUCK BUDDIES? haha sure
EVER SLEEP WITH OR CONSIDERED SLEEPING WITH SOMEONE YOUNGER? not really
EVER SLEEP WITH OR CONSIDERED SLEEPING WITH SOMEONE OLDER? i slept with someone 14 years older. it wasn't anything special.
EVER SLEEP WITH A VIRGIN? IF SO, HOW LONG DID IT LAST? n/a
WAS YOUR FIRST A VIRGIN LIKE YOU OR WERE THEY EXPERIENCED? he definately was not a virgin
HAVE YOU EVER HAD "GAY" SEX? WOULD YOU?
I never have. and if the girl was hot enough i probably would
ARE YOU ATTRACTED TO SAME SEX? i find many girls pretty. but im not yet sure if it is in a sexual way or in a "i love her hair/makeup/style i want to look like her"
WHICH IS BETTER ONE PARTNER (monogamy) OR 2 OR MORE LOVERS (keeping your options open)? monogamy
DO YOU HAVE A FAVORITE POSITION? indeed :-)
CARE TO SHARE IT? doggy& sitting
LADIES, DO YOU PREFFER LENGTH OR GIRTH? a good combination of both :-)
GENTLEMEN, DO YOU PREFFER BIG TITS OR BIG BOOTIES? n/a
ARE YOU THE KINKY TYPE? if the mood is right
BITING? mmm
CHOKING? i dig it
SPANKING? :-)
DO YOU START IN ONE PLACE AND END UP IN ANOTHER? DO YOU END WHERE YOU START? haha. not really :-(
HAVE YOU EVER SLEPT WITH SOMEONE OUTSIDE OF YOUR RACE? WOULD YOU? i'm a mutt so does it matter? but i suppose i have.
EVER SLEEP WITH SOMEONE YOU ONLY INTENDED TO BE PLATONIC FRIENDS WITH? WOULD YOU? DID YOU REGRET IT? DID YOU WANT MORE? DID YOU GET MORE? yes i have. i might again. i try not to regret it. on occasion i want more. and i get it lol
EVER SLEEP WITH A CO-WORKER? WOULD YOU? DID YOU REGRET IT? DID YOU WANT MORE? DID YOU GET MORE? i haven't. but i've thought about it!
WOULD YOU MARRY SOMEONE BECAUSE THEY WERE GREAT AT SEX? no
IS IT POSSIBLE TO HAVE A PLATONIC RELATIONSHIP WITH THE OPPOSITE SEX AND NEVER HAVE ANYTHING SEXUAL HAPPEN? i thought it was possible....but it hasn't happened yet.
IS IT POSSIBLE TO HAVE A SEXUAL RELATIONSHIP WITH SOMEONE YOU DON'T GIVE A SHIT ABOUT? oh definately
DO YOU AGREE WITH OPEN RELATIONSHIPS? WHY OR WHY NOT? i agree that two consenting people cand o whatever they want. but i would not want to partake in an open relationship
WOULD YOU EVER ASK YOUR PARTNER TO HAVE AN OPEN RELATIONSHIP? no way
WOULD YOU CONSIDER IT IF YOUR PARTNER ASKED?? no
SEX ; IMPORTANT? OR MEHH?? Important
EVER USE TOYS? WANT TO? Yes and yes
CAN YOU NAME YOUR BEST SEXUAL PARTNER? yes
CAN YOU NAME YOUR WORST? haha yes
HOW MANY TIMES A WEEK WOULD YOU LIKE TO HAVE SEX? hrm...somewhere around 10
WHAT'S THE LONGEST YOU'VE GONE WITHOUT SEX? 7 long hard months
HOW LONG DO YOU THINK YOU CAN GO WITHOUT IT? i generally last 3 months then go mad. i don't know how the hell i lasted 7 months
HOW LONG DO YOU THINK YOU CAN GO BEFORE YOU GO ABSOLUTELY RAGING (HORNY) MAD?? 3-7 months haha
WHEN DID YOU LAST HAVE SEX? the night of the american idol finale whenever that was lol..end of may?
WHEN IS THE NEXT TIME YOU'LL HAVE SEX? never :-(
HAVE YOU ANSWERED ALL QUESTIONS TRUTHFULLY AND HONESTLY? yes

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irishrich:
lol If I dont get tossed off or something I will open a thread in your honor....
stroudocaster:
7 months is nothing. I'm going on over a year. It isn't easy, trust me.