I can't take this anymore, this monotony. Day in and day out I sit here as TV rots my brain and I slowly slip into a coma...... At this point I think even a coma would be more fun. Someone come kick me in the face and make me snap out of this!! Or at least something of equal violence that will make me take notice. Ok so maybe not the face, the shin or something, yeah that hurts! 
mrblueeyes:
Wow, you are gorgeous! Your wife's a lucky lady! 