TEN REASONS WHY BEER IS BETTER THAN GOD : 1.Nobody will kill you for notdrinking beer.
2.Beer doesn't tell you how to have sex.
3.Beer has never caused a major war.
4.tThey don't force beer on miners who can't think for themselves.
5. When you have a beer you don't knock on poeples doors trying to give it away.
6.Nobody's ever been burned at the stake, hanged, or tortured over their brand of beer.
7.You don't have to wait 2000+ years for a second beer to come.
8.There are laws saying beer labels can't lie to you.
9.You can prove you have a beer.
10.If you divoted your whole life to beer, there are groups to help tou stop.
2.Beer doesn't tell you how to have sex.
3.Beer has never caused a major war.
4.tThey don't force beer on miners who can't think for themselves.
5. When you have a beer you don't knock on poeples doors trying to give it away.
6.Nobody's ever been burned at the stake, hanged, or tortured over their brand of beer.
7.You don't have to wait 2000+ years for a second beer to come.
8.There are laws saying beer labels can't lie to you.
9.You can prove you have a beer.
10.If you divoted your whole life to beer, there are groups to help tou stop.