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My mommy's home from the hospital! and she's really fucking high on perkaset!

haha, it's hilarious. When she was in the hospital, they had her on demerol. She was hallucinating and talking to people who weren't there. But, her knee replacement surgery thingy went well and she's in a good mood.

I think i might have asked this girl out last night. She's been all...
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faeriedust:
Wow, that was interesting.
Well glad your mommy is home safe and sound.
Don't ask out smelly girls. It's never a good thing.
chickenm0use:
id think youd remember if youd asked her out or not but i guess thats the way it goes with alcohol right? and why would any decent drunk ask out a smelly girl anyway or where you hallucinating to and the actual smelly girl was you, a smelly boy? biggrin
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I really need to take a shower. ewwww. puke puke
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I am jack's desire for forgiveness. frown

And i'm really tired too. I went and ran for the first time in 3 weeks.

Updated to add: I took a girl's anal virginity tonight. And she liked it! biggrin
russo:
GET OUT!! Who?! Tell me!!
chickenm0use:
yeah you tennessee folk like that butt sex dont ya
hehe pirate love ARRR!!!
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bitches love me cause they know that I can rock
bitches love me cause they know that I can rhyme
bitches love me cause they know that I can fuck
bitches love me cause they know that I'm on time
throughout the projects
done - done - this is how it should be done
this is how it should be done
this style style style...
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hardcoregirl:
Mindless Self Indulgence
thairant:
damnit. i got beat to it. i was really hoping to get that dollar too...
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Motherfucker....

I locked my keys in my car again. mad

I need beer.
faeriedust:
Oh I hate that. It seems like I did that every week for about month once before....
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Fuck you, Lexapro.

To all those reading this to which i have given sore body parts and/or genitals. I apologize and would like to remind them that I too am sore. I believe that this soreness is a good thing. Brought about by an amazing night...... and morning. kiss

God i'm a nerd. Meh.

I walked around the mall today and went to Hot Topic. That...
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russo:
You nerd.

You SLUT!

kiss
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biggrin

Mood = Good
penelopelee:
was that you that added me as russo, or did she actually add me herself? surreal
russo:
Stop fucking around on my account you cunt!

PS My vagina hurts. Thanks alot. whatever

tongue
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Update: I'm ok now. Don't believe me? Well, fuck off. haha

I need to start running again. Here i go! Time to run!






yeah, that didn't work. i'm taking a nap
penelopelee:
that 35-year-old guy crying on your shoulder? i'm willing to bet he had a huge crush on you.
russo:
You lazy fuck. tongue
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What the fuck is wrong with me. Why can't I be happy? Why do i always have to think too much into things? Why is it I believe a psychologist named Ed who just sat there and nodded the whole time more than my best friend? Why do i wear sandals all the time? Why the fuck can i not figure out what to do...
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faeriedust:
You make me want to cuddle you.
I think that Knoxville is depressing. Everyone I know there is unhappy. Just my thoughts though.
(Can't wait to move there) confused
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News of the Day:

My friend Mat's gonna have to drop out of school, get kicked out of the PLC program, and pay his dad back $2900 of tuition. Oh, and that chick stood him up.

I got a job working with Russo.

She has a sweet, sweet ass.

My parents are nuts.

That's all. Carry on.
russo:
Hell yeah my ass is sweet. It tastes just like those Marshmallow Peeps!
russo:
Ew who the fuck was that guy you posted on my blog?
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One fish
two fish
red fish
blue fish



what does that mean?!
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hardcoregirl:
this one has a little star, this one has a little car....my what a bunch of fucking fish there are.
strangeattractor:
not much, if anything
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Went and saw Sky Captain and the World of.... ummmm.... weird fucking 40's stuff.

That movie was weird. Everything was all blurry and 40's looking. Angelina Jolie was in it for like 5 minutes. Not worth paying $7.50 for at all.

My headache is gone. It was all a bunch of chemical shit going on up there from going off anti-depressants and then taking them...
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russo:
Queerbait