I wrote up a bunch of stuff, and then realized that it was terribly uninteresting.
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Im looking at a new car. Its a 93 Toyota Paseo in pristine condition; its being sold by my mechanic. It has 120K miles, but I can get another 100K out of it if I treat it right. It was meticulously maintained; everything thats ever needed to be replaced has been. It hit a cow, so theres a little body damage on the front right-hand...
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scopitone:
Man, you combine the two and you've got Numero Uno.
andain:
I am way jealous.
I have a '93 Paseo myself and it has been the bestest car ever. I love it. I've been thinking about getting another one and making it a little project car.
Buy it. I can promise you will love it. And if there is any chance you don't...I'll buy it from you
Here's a pic of my car before someone broke into it and a dumb lady backed into me...::sniffles::
I have a '93 Paseo myself and it has been the bestest car ever. I love it. I've been thinking about getting another one and making it a little project car.
Buy it. I can promise you will love it. And if there is any chance you don't...I'll buy it from you
Here's a pic of my car before someone broke into it and a dumb lady backed into me...::sniffles::
"When a cat is dropped, it always lands on its feet, and when toast is dropped, it always lands with the buttered side facing down. I propose to strap buttered toast to the back of a cat; the two will hover, spinning, inches above the ground. With a giant buttered-cat array, a high-speed monorail could easily link New York with Chicago."
- John Frazee
- John Frazee
Everclear is the firey piss of Satan.
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susannahjoy:
how was your party?
argentumblack:
and also very funny to watch you try and type after drinking it.
fuckinG everclealr joly shjits!
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I was robbed. They took my bass and my laptop.
HAPPY FUCKING BIRTHDAY.
HAPPY FUCKING BIRTHDAY.
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schismatic_god:
May they die the death of a thousand screams seib! 
pinkisux:
that fucking sucks dude i'm sorry! if i was rich i would replace them 
Jesus fuck, my fuel pump went tits-up on me this morning. I'm tired of screwing with this car. I may forgo replacing the fuel pump and replace the entire car instead.
My birthday party this Friday night...come one, come all.
This has been a pretty bad year so far. Girl troubles. The stress and financial hardship of trying to move into and afford a...
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My birthday party this Friday night...come one, come all.
This has been a pretty bad year so far. Girl troubles. The stress and financial hardship of trying to move into and afford a...
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kida:
well the thing about the tire is. its a brand new car, 2005 Chevy Cobalt, theres no way the tires are bald. and it uses different rims than other cars i guess, cause when we took it to canadian tires, they said that the car is so new that they dont have rims for it. so i dont know what was up with that. and i signed a contract so theres really nothing i can do
skorp:
Happy birthday. I noticed you have the same cat as me and I have scorpions. Wild.
If Arizona is Satans asshole, then I-17 is his digestive tract. I hate driving that highway every day on my way to work. Unfortunately, hitting any of the other highways will add 10-15 minutes to my overall journey. Then again, some days I spend that extra time sitting at a complete stand-still in bumper-to-bumper traffic.
Phoenix has grown much too fast, and the roads are...
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Phoenix has grown much too fast, and the roads are...
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We found another scorpion in the house. This time, though, it was under different circumstances. Last time, when I found Steve, he was hiding half-under a Dell box flap when we moved in. This time our new guest was sprawled out on the kitchen floor.
I scooped him up into a plastic cup and watched him for a little while. My room mates boyfriend thought...
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I scooped him up into a plastic cup and watched him for a little while. My room mates boyfriend thought...
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susannahjoy:
i think i'm glad that i dont live in a place where i find scorpions in my apartment. granted, the bushes outside are infested with black widow spiders, but at least they dont come inside. they dont. really. all spiders stay outside. THE DONT COME IN DAMMIT I KNOW I"M SAFE IN HERE!! *hides from scary spiders*
Some Guinness was spilt on the barroom floor
When the pub was shut for the night.
When out of his hole crept a wee brown mouse and stood in the pale moonlight.
He lapped up the frothy foam from the floor, then back on his haunches he sat.
And all night long, you could hear the mouse roar, "Bring on the goddamn cat!"
When the pub was shut for the night.
When out of his hole crept a wee brown mouse and stood in the pale moonlight.
He lapped up the frothy foam from the floor, then back on his haunches he sat.
And all night long, you could hear the mouse roar, "Bring on the goddamn cat!"
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argentumblack:
*shrugs and offers a cookie*
blackwing149984:
haha that is awesome!
that make you feel better?