pumpkinskittles

Whew... sorry about the absense there everyone. its seems that strange happenstances have been acuring in my life as of late that are a little to suspicious to simply label coincedence. further more i seem to have gained some new amazing "powers".

firstly: i have developed the ablitlity to drink my bodywieght in alcohol. not that strange now that i think of it. it could just chalked up to being a salty sailor in the good ol' navy.

secondly: i seem to be able to communicate telepathicaly with common household appliances. it is my belief that they are planning to take over the world.

thirdly: transmissions are being "beemed" into my brain. they are plans. for what? i cant tell you as i hardly understand it myself. i believe (hope) they are for some kind of new "love ark" thats all i can really say at the moment.

extraterrestrial contact is the only way i can explain these strange yet amazing phenomenon. that or an elaborate practical joke. it could explain as to why i would be wakeing in the middle of fields with a sore colon. or why i find myself ever looking to the night sky, could it be that in my unconcious mind am i waiting for something? could it be hot alien sex? the answers my friend i fear we shall find out sooner than we are prepared for. *cue spooky music*