pumpkineater

hi! omg, like, i think your journals/sets are so (superlative)!!! i'm (synonym: speechless)! i mean, i don't know anything about you, but the character/personality you put out over the intimate internet community is so (complimentary adjective)! i feel like i know you so well! i'm going to send you some private emails that will include a naked picture of me, my email address, home address, social security number, cell phone, pager, home phone, work number, emergency contact, my parents number and my best friend's number in case you want to call me even though we've never spoken or you've never expressed interest in doing so. let me pretend to be really interested in your creativity and i'll feign sensitivity and try really hard not to expose my perverted, horny and lonely, sad self that i really am. i really hope you dont find out all i do is sit here in front of my computer. i have no idea whats going on in your real life, but i'm going to write concerned, fake-nice, one-liner coments and give you advice you never asked for. but you know what, we can pretend to be really close, good, friends this way. also, add me as your friend so i can feel good about myself. thanks!!!11!oneone!1!

oh, btw, do you want to meet up tomorrow night? i know of this (event) that you might be interested in that is really cool and i'll pretend to already be going with friends. but in reality it'll just be a ploy for me to start stalking you in person! i'm really good at (interesting artistic hobby-preferably photography), you should let me shoot a set of you naked. i've got some great ideas. we can hang out afterwards.