Pretty fun weekend. Worked on the basement. Got a lot done. We all piled into the car and drove around on Saturday. Drove past Rushmore. Went to the needles. That was fun. I peed in the woods twice. All the rest areas were locked. And I've got a tiny tank. 
We parked on a dirt road near Crazy Horse and watched the sunset. Neon orange. And the passing cars were raising dust clouds up and down the road. Mike and I took some pictures while the sisters sat with the baby. It was nice. We went shopping afterwards and Lisa made supper. It was good. Although it was around 9:00 by the time we ate. And I was hungry.
Lisa's nice. She's a big-city gal so she talks kinda funny. And we don't share the same sense of humor. I'll be laughing my ass off and she'll just sit there like a statue. Pretty uncomfortable, folks. But she's smart. And she's quick. Got an agile mind. So that's fun. And I laugh at most of her shit. Damn it. Makes me feel like a pervert when I'm the only one laughing. She makes me nervous. I feel like a sweaty lummox.
But we have fun with the baby. He's the greatest. Everyone's falling in love with him. Sarah and Mike had him dressed in pants today. I couldn't stop laughing. He's such a tiny little guy. And he looked so cute...in a manly cougar-fighting lumberjack kind of way.
I gotta roll my tired ass on the floor and get some sleep. I've got my little flashlight and notebook down there just in case I get any ideas. My scribblings don't make much sense in the morning though. Most of the time it looks like I used my feet to write them. I'm rambling. I gotta catch some Zs. byebye
We parked on a dirt road near Crazy Horse and watched the sunset. Neon orange. And the passing cars were raising dust clouds up and down the road. Mike and I took some pictures while the sisters sat with the baby. It was nice. We went shopping afterwards and Lisa made supper. It was good. Although it was around 9:00 by the time we ate. And I was hungry.
Lisa's nice. She's a big-city gal so she talks kinda funny. And we don't share the same sense of humor. I'll be laughing my ass off and she'll just sit there like a statue. Pretty uncomfortable, folks. But she's smart. And she's quick. Got an agile mind. So that's fun. And I laugh at most of her shit. Damn it. Makes me feel like a pervert when I'm the only one laughing. She makes me nervous. I feel like a sweaty lummox.
But we have fun with the baby. He's the greatest. Everyone's falling in love with him. Sarah and Mike had him dressed in pants today. I couldn't stop laughing. He's such a tiny little guy. And he looked so cute...in a manly cougar-fighting lumberjack kind of way.
I gotta roll my tired ass on the floor and get some sleep. I've got my little flashlight and notebook down there just in case I get any ideas. My scribblings don't make much sense in the morning though. Most of the time it looks like I used my feet to write them. I'm rambling. I gotta catch some Zs. byebye
I'm an idea man Chuck, I get ideas, sometimes I get so many ideas that I can't even fight them off!
OK, here's an example. Watch out, stand back.
[speaks into tape recorder]
This is Bill. Idea to eliminate garbage: edible paper. You see, you eat it, it's gone. Eat it, it's out of there!
This is Chuck to remind Bill to SHUT UP!