last night:
ugh. 3/4 a bottle of Jagermeister on a completely empty stomache is NOT a good thing. it ends up with scaring friends, hospital bills, and feeling like shite for a few days afterwards. oh, and having a tube stuck up my peehole and me crying because i had to pee... turns out the fucking thing had a kink in it so it wasn't working. no one believe me. assholes.
but I found out who my real friends were I guess. and it made me heart my boyfriend even more. our first day of going out and he doesn't leave my side until the doctor kicks him out.
sweetest thing of it all - this morning my boyfriend WALKED to the nearest subway (i'd say at least 6 blocks away) to buy me a sandwich. we've been "dating" for 2 days and he does anything for me.
it's so funny, me and him are both like crazy obsessive about each other. like if we would be dating normal people, it'd be like in the movies where if they wanted to break up we'd kill them ("if i can't have u, no one will"). it's quite rare when 2 such obsessed people find each other. now THAT's true love, ahaha. we are so going to commit a double suicide when we're 80.
now, I'm off to drink gatorade, eat a couple trisquits and pass out.
ugh. 3/4 a bottle of Jagermeister on a completely empty stomache is NOT a good thing. it ends up with scaring friends, hospital bills, and feeling like shite for a few days afterwards. oh, and having a tube stuck up my peehole and me crying because i had to pee... turns out the fucking thing had a kink in it so it wasn't working. no one believe me. assholes.
but I found out who my real friends were I guess. and it made me heart my boyfriend even more. our first day of going out and he doesn't leave my side until the doctor kicks him out.
sweetest thing of it all - this morning my boyfriend WALKED to the nearest subway (i'd say at least 6 blocks away) to buy me a sandwich. we've been "dating" for 2 days and he does anything for me.
it's so funny, me and him are both like crazy obsessive about each other. like if we would be dating normal people, it'd be like in the movies where if they wanted to break up we'd kill them ("if i can't have u, no one will"). it's quite rare when 2 such obsessed people find each other. now THAT's true love, ahaha. we are so going to commit a double suicide when we're 80.
now, I'm off to drink gatorade, eat a couple trisquits and pass out.
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Hope you're feeling better. Jaeger is no good....
I hope you feel better. It sounds like you found a keeper!
-Kelly bear