pulloffmywings

I got very very drunk last night. I went with my coworker and her roomate to this house party in Fullerton. they have like, a tiki hut in their backyard that they built, it was FREAKIN AWESOME! I did lots of shots of Jager, and drank lots of beers, and had a swell time. it was some girls birthday, she was cute and wearing a fuzzy tiara.

i'm a drunkie!



mike was starstruck, he thought i was madonna!



this australian guy stuck his hand down my shirt, so i laughed, and cassandra flipped the camera off.



australian, english, english, dirty american me, dirty american friend. i love the australian's reaction. the english guy looked hot in my wig.



see that? that's me "holding" mikes superlarge cock.



mike stole my camera and not only showed everyone naked baking pictures of me, but took a picture of him peeing. i love that kid.



and that was the party. it consisted of a lot of drinking, random groping, cigarettes, pulp fiction music, and a cute english girl saying "quessadillas."

so I stayed at my roomates in Tustin and slept on their supercomfy couch, and woke up at 11 am hungover, and ate mac and cheese for breakfast, and watched NAtional Treasure. wonderful wonderful weekend.

how was everyone else's weekend?