pulloffmywings

oh my fucking lord.

I just wrote the longest journal ever, and I selected everything and hit control to copy, and then accidentally hit the / button. so it didn't copy, just typed the /. i want to kick things.

I am drunk, and horny, and sad.

sorry for my last journal entry, i was ready to hump something. I've been having a lot of sex lately. I went from July of '04 to May of '05 with no sex. now about every other day I have sex at least twice. so that averages to like, 1.5 times a day. and it's good fun sex. I'm getting buff now, that's how much activity i got goin on.

my car blew up. I wrote the long story, but i'll be brief. I took it to the shop, and when i got it out of the shop today, it was worse than when it went in. so i'm without car. so i decided that all you rich beautiful powerful people of SG should donate money to the "save Joanna's Ford Taurus" fund . that's right. please. I have thousands and thousands of dollars in bills, and all i'd like is to pay even one of them. i have $8 to my name.

I want to cry. I hate money problems.

there were tornadoes in ND today. I always wanted to be a storm chaser.