oh my fucking lord.
I just wrote the longest journal ever, and I selected everything and hit control to copy, and then accidentally hit the / button. so it didn't copy, just typed the /. i want to kick things.
I am drunk, and horny, and sad.
sorry for my last journal entry, i was ready to hump something. I've been having a lot of sex lately. I went from July of '04 to May of '05 with no sex. now about every other day I have sex at least twice. so that averages to like, 1.5 times a day. and it's good fun sex. I'm getting buff now, that's how much activity i got goin on.
my car blew up. I wrote the long story, but i'll be brief. I took it to the shop, and when i got it out of the shop today, it was worse than when it went in. so i'm without car. so i decided that all you rich beautiful powerful people of SG should donate money to the "save Joanna's Ford Taurus" fund . that's right. please. I have thousands and thousands of dollars in bills, and all i'd like is to pay even one of them. i have $8 to my name.
I want to cry. I hate money problems.
there were tornadoes in ND today. I always wanted to be a storm chaser.
I just wrote the longest journal ever, and I selected everything and hit control to copy, and then accidentally hit the / button. so it didn't copy, just typed the /. i want to kick things.
I am drunk, and horny, and sad.
sorry for my last journal entry, i was ready to hump something. I've been having a lot of sex lately. I went from July of '04 to May of '05 with no sex. now about every other day I have sex at least twice. so that averages to like, 1.5 times a day. and it's good fun sex. I'm getting buff now, that's how much activity i got goin on.
my car blew up. I wrote the long story, but i'll be brief. I took it to the shop, and when i got it out of the shop today, it was worse than when it went in. so i'm without car. so i decided that all you rich beautiful powerful people of SG should donate money to the "save Joanna's Ford Taurus" fund . that's right. please. I have thousands and thousands of dollars in bills, and all i'd like is to pay even one of them. i have $8 to my name.
I want to cry. I hate money problems.
there were tornadoes in ND today. I always wanted to be a storm chaser.
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kosomot:
I'd settle for some bad boring sex at this point. 
osoesoteric:
yeah i don't know how it worked... but i only stayed on for about 2 mins...