have you guys heard the comedian Mitch Hedburg? he is so freakin hilarious.
"my apartment is infested with koala bears. cutest infestation ever! much better than cockroaches. when I turn on the lights a bunch of koala bears scatter. and I don't want them to, you know? I'm like "hey fellas, hold on. let me hold one of you, and feed you a leaf."
"I want to be a race car passenger. just the guy that bothers the driver. "hey man, can I turn on the radio?" "you should slow down." "why we gotta keep drivin in circles?" "can I stick my feet out the window?" "man you sure like Tide."
"I'm against picketing, but I don't know how to show it."
"you can't please everyone all the time, and last night all those people were at my show."
"I used to do drugs. I still do, but I used to too."
"last week I helped my friend stay put. it's a lot easier than helping him move. I just went over and made sure he did not start loading his shit into a truck."
HA! I like him so much I've even started talking sorta like him. and I've been saying funny stuff. it rocks.
my hair is pink now. yup. pictures later.
this is my last entry for awhile. tommorrow I leave for California. I need to find a little old lady to take care of me while I'm on the Greyhound so noone bothers me.
my parents were here yesterday and today. it went quite well. my mom hated my hair and my bridge piercing, but isn't that the way it goes? they bought me: a table and chairs, a microwave, a lamp, a end table, a bunch of food, and a bunch of cleaning supplies, along with some stuff for my trip (dramamine, sun block, etc). I felt so bad, but part of that stuff they went and bought when I was home sleeping, so I couldn't help it. my dad and I went to a couple music stores and looked at guitars. it was so cool, he was sittin down playin guitar and he actually drew a crowd. he is goooood.
I wuv my daddy.
my current playlist:
* "ok I believe you..." ~ Brand New
* "frank sinatra" ~ Cake
* "koala bears" (the joke) ~ Mitch Hedburg
* "doin it" ~ LL cool J (ahahah hell yes)
* "I miss you" ~ Finch
* "breakdown" ~ Liquid Gang
* "Darts of Pleasure" ~ Franz Ferdinand
* "Maybe I'll Catch Fire" ~ Alkaline Trio
well all that's it for now.
"my apartment is infested with koala bears. cutest infestation ever! much better than cockroaches. when I turn on the lights a bunch of koala bears scatter. and I don't want them to, you know? I'm like "hey fellas, hold on. let me hold one of you, and feed you a leaf."
"I want to be a race car passenger. just the guy that bothers the driver. "hey man, can I turn on the radio?" "you should slow down." "why we gotta keep drivin in circles?" "can I stick my feet out the window?" "man you sure like Tide."
"I'm against picketing, but I don't know how to show it."
"you can't please everyone all the time, and last night all those people were at my show."
"I used to do drugs. I still do, but I used to too."
"last week I helped my friend stay put. it's a lot easier than helping him move. I just went over and made sure he did not start loading his shit into a truck."
HA! I like him so much I've even started talking sorta like him. and I've been saying funny stuff. it rocks.
my hair is pink now. yup. pictures later.
this is my last entry for awhile. tommorrow I leave for California. I need to find a little old lady to take care of me while I'm on the Greyhound so noone bothers me.
my parents were here yesterday and today. it went quite well. my mom hated my hair and my bridge piercing, but isn't that the way it goes? they bought me: a table and chairs, a microwave, a lamp, a end table, a bunch of food, and a bunch of cleaning supplies, along with some stuff for my trip (dramamine, sun block, etc). I felt so bad, but part of that stuff they went and bought when I was home sleeping, so I couldn't help it. my dad and I went to a couple music stores and looked at guitars. it was so cool, he was sittin down playin guitar and he actually drew a crowd. he is goooood.
I wuv my daddy.
my current playlist:
* "ok I believe you..." ~ Brand New
* "frank sinatra" ~ Cake
* "koala bears" (the joke) ~ Mitch Hedburg
* "doin it" ~ LL cool J (ahahah hell yes)
* "I miss you" ~ Finch
* "breakdown" ~ Liquid Gang
* "Darts of Pleasure" ~ Franz Ferdinand
* "Maybe I'll Catch Fire" ~ Alkaline Trio
well all that's it for now.
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anywho hes a funny ass cat.....