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i've got a smile and a mark on my right thigh to remember you by.

if anyone has ever wanted to watch me kick my own ass now is the time to start watching

so, the second interview i was supposed to have tomorrow isn't going to happen. i got a call today saying that they hired someone with more experience. that made me feel all warm and fuzzy inside. just to add a little insult to injury i wasn't able to pick up my phone because i was at work so as i was clocking out i listened...
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cheap breakfast burritos are so much better in the oven than in the microwave. got off work thirty minutes early, which was pretty badass because thirty minutes in that place lasts forever. one of the cashiers was laughing at me because i was so fucking bored and just couldn't hide it. i wish i liked my job more, maybe then i would actually take a...
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*shifty eyes* because i'm bored i have reverted back to age three and can't contain myself. i want to talk but there is no one to talk to, everyone is either out or not interested. joe is here but he can't be bothered with anything. got a new phone today because i gave t-mobile what is left of my soul (the part not possessed by...
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i have a second interview at the nails shop i applied at a couple weeks ago, so damn happy right now. that happens on monday so i'm super excited. this time i'm not going to get into a fucking yelling match with joe the night before and only get five hours of sleep. ugh, that was terrible. i pwned myself a few times this evening...
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let me explain an interesting phenomenon that occurs in my life. good things happen to me and i, for one reason or another, always say/do things to destroy them. happy is not often my state of mind, angst-y is. for example, when i first started hanging out with the friends i run with now i was down for hanging out all the time and it...
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i got my bath scrubbie caught on my nipple ring in the shower this morning. i've been getting pretty much no sleep, and couldn't be happier. i look like hell but no one that matters thinks so. life is pretty awesome right now.

i hope it has been made clear that i hate my job, because i really do. i forgot that today is the day before the super bowl so i was surprised when i walked into work and it was busy as fuck. i still don't know if i got that job at the nail salon that i interviewed for. the lady i'm supposed to talk...
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