pudding

before i start this little rant i would like to make it more than clear that i love my friends, they are awesome people. however, i really wish they didn't feel the need to make out every five minutes and constantly paw at each other. i get it, you are a couple and that's cool. but i as a lonely and mildly bitter single person i just don't need to be reminded of what i would be doing if i wasn't single. ugh.

helped joe pick out pants today. we even went to lunch together. gasp, this is the most time we have spent in each other's company in months. and the answer is no. no we are not going to be able to patch things up. they are fucking broken as shit and it's not going to happen. my mom thinks we should try and mend things but she doesn't get how fucked up things really are.

mom sent me a pillowcase she made out of this super soft material which has pink elephants holding martini glasses on it. i love her sense of humor.