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i am so fat right now, just finished eating carry out from applebees, so yummy. love it. saw one of my favorite people today. went to walmart, bought glue sticks and hair dye, so sexy. it's been an okay day, there is one thing that made it take a small nose dive and that is as follows: here is my warning to the general public, do not under any circumstances walk into a restaurant 10 minutes before it closes. if you do, the waitress who has already cleaned and put away everything, has full license to beat you with nearest heavy object. it's just not nice, that's all i'm saying. oh, and be patient and understanding, sometimes mistakes are made but we will be more inclined to fix them in a courteous and efficient manner if you aren't giving us shit about it. that didn't happen today, but it should be an everyday rule, keep it in mind. you never know what has happened in a persons life on any given day, so be nice! i have a laundry date with my mom tomorrow, which is good because i've been putting it off for a little while now. candy wrappers have invaded my keyboard space, run for your lives. so yes, today was a good day. played with my hamsters for a bit today before work. they haven't bitten me yet, so they are doing better than beau had. did my eyebrows yesterday, if it was possible for them to be even skinnier and more scary looking before i have made it happen, soon i will have none at all. i should just wax them off and get them tattooed on, i will have to think on that. maybe, just maybe. i don't know, i'm crazy like that. like a fucking fox. painted my toenails. they are a coat of "russet flame'' topped with "hot gossip." or for all you people out there it means the perfect fucking shade of red. its beautiful, not on the hands, only the feet. i love my feet, they are cute. that is the only part of my body i am constantly in love with. everyday is a good feet day. they never fail me. my hair is so gross right now, i woke up with crazy bird hair and tried to tame it into submission with water and styling goo. well it didn't work, so now i have crazy bird hair with tons of goo in it. i use this gel-wax stuff and it gets pretty gross looking if you go overboard with it. and i did. ugh. the penguin keeps my messages, decipher that one if you can. bitches!