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The only reason time exists is so everything doesn't happen at once

And where ever you go...there you are

Well now what the fuck? My membership should be clearly up by now. Eh, I still stand my staunch fuck the lot of you policy.

I think tommorows my last day here?

Hahahaha....oh christ less than a month till D day, either i'll be out from under damacles sword or i'll be run through with it...Than carted off to prison to be raped and beaten. Although you know what they say, you can't rape the willing.

Oh well maybe i'm superman and I don't know it. Stranger things have happend.

Such an amazing weekend. Things are going really good for me right now, which is uncharacteristic of the past couple months. But i'm still stuck with the probability of prison looming over me. The irony of it is now with things going so damn good this is the first time I can say I don't want to go to prison. Oh well probly to late...
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Filty fucking PIGS! Cock sucking motherless swine the lot of you. Thats right bobby and I got into a slight skirmish with some cops and came out on top! Whose a bad ass? B.C. sherif and a state boy came a calling last night (illegal search and seizure mother fuckers!). ANd got caught snooping by us.
Lets go into the details in case your confused....
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She's so...heavy

"....well yeah but I didn't recieve satisfaction until after 3 days of begging!"-me
"well see there you go, Jewish foreplay"-my Mother

Looking to rent one pair of balls...any price any size...needed for the duration long enough to talk to the hot girl in soci. class. 2nd day in a row she's caught me sneaking glances of her, and i've caught her giving me the eye. Only I have no idea what the hell that eye is saying. "Stop staring at me creepy kid..." or maybe its...
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This 6am business has got to change or someone is liable to die. This city doesn't change blah blah blah whine whine whine... I'm a whiney emo kid who pretends to be a hipster bloobity blah as much as I pretend, still got a slit in my heart for that girl whose kid I beat...shaloom shaloum....Random swim team reunion...Jeff Gwillim is gay apparantly and thinks...
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