pubert

Things are looking up for me. My fate is going to be sorted out wenseday mourning 8:30am. But i've got the court by the balls this time. Sometimes you've just got to grab life by the tits and fuck fate like a prom date.

Although i'm this close to choking my dad if he tells me this is her fault one more time. The only thing you can blame on my ex gf is my sporting the power mullet. Who else can make me look sexy? Oh wait i'm the one not alloud near her not vice versa so the power mulllet does souly fall on me. But still becaue of me i lost a great girl, a great friend and a hell of a hair styleist... and the love and trust of a child, oh and put drama on an otherwise functing family unit.

I wonder if my ex will testify to keep my outta court or is crossing her fingers hoping i wind up in a cell. i'm going with the latter. P.S. i don't think shes carrying my bastard love child anymore so i'm kinda releaved... a little heart brooken i really want ot be a dad more that a kid my age should. Well i have my 5 children to look after. I need some names, what are good names for plants? Sense i'm giving one to a friend i actully need only 4 names. I'm thinking...john george ringo...and paul..i'll name the smallest one paul i think