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Wednesday May 03, 2006

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*edited* "this I kid you not brought tears to my fathers eyes...no i'm not exaderating we're just such geeks"

http://www.apple.com/trailers/wb/supermanreturns/trailer2/large.html

*edited again to say my friend amy had her face stepped on by a horse. Let that show you how borning battle creek is...people still own/ride horses"

FUCK! So i migth be going back to jail for 9months. And not for anything worth while. Let's describe what happend yesterday. Out of boredom at the community service gig, i made a crank call to cutie who answers the phones at the other office. IN a muffled and scary voice this is what I said.

"Mother leaper...mother leaper...I have your cub, she is in danger. IF you want her back it will cost you....all of the coconuts. Meet me behind the warehouse at midnight...I'll be the hyiana...you'll see!"

NOw this apparantly constitues a probation violation. I don't know how or why...but it is. SO now my P.O. gets informed my community service is terminated (and friday would've been my last day!) Best case scinario i get a slap on the wrist. But 9months (with no credit for the 30days I already served) is a little extreme for a prank call!

What really sucks is man I've been so good. I haven't even so much as caught a 2nd hand whiff of illegal substances. I haven't contacted the victims from crimes (as much as I want too to say I missed you, congrats on the acceptance, p.s. stop thinking about me get over me cause you can do 100x better...blah blah blah.) IT WAS A CRANK CALL. Oh and there pissed cause I answer the phones with a phoney alias. But 9months for this?

Ok 9months for dirty urine, i'm ok with. 9months for calling my ex...i'm ok with. Cause all those things I know better than todo. But reguardless, a crank call can get me 9months. Thats so stupid. And my call was harmless (the girl who answered doesn't even have kids so I don't see the point). Ok I flirt in wierd ways, and that girl had way bad acne so i'd never even consider it, oh and she's one of those religous zealots sooo you get where i'm going with this right? Either way being around homeless people and taking orders from assclowns without jobs looking for handouts gets tiresome, and a well needed ego boost would be worth while. FUCK


9months...last time they just kinda walked on me a bit before it was busted up!

This time the inmates will either kill me be or beat me within a inch or 2 of my life

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