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John lennon got it totally wrong...woman is NOT the niggar of the world, its me. SO if anyone wants me to work in there cotten fields or do there bidding i might have an opening but you have to consalt salvation army first. Nothing is more degrading than having homeless people boss you around, and than bitch about the job you do... except maybe the green tighty whitey underpants from jail. For that reason i'm playing hookey today, or maybe its hockey i'm not really sure. At least at my secretary gig i take their shit and know its not my fault you can't pay your bills. I'm not the one who decided to piss your $ away on the 40oz at 12 in the afternoon. I mean honestly for every person whose legit that we help there are so many fucking crack piping low lifes who expect a hand out. I mean its one thing to hear oh my gas is getting shut off...its another to hear my gas IS OFF permiated with stench of newports and the foamy tinge of alcohal trickling off your breath like you were born in a still. And heres a tip alcohalic or not...brush your fucking teeth!!!!! Maybe they won't rot out of your mouth like your brain.

Its offical i hate drunks, southerners, and uneducated lowlifes. My heart has never been so consumed with hate until I went to jail. Which its like yeah i had real wake up call in there, but normally those come to jesus moments entail letting your heart not be bogged down with contempt for the less fortinate...kind of a double edged sword. Cause i have no love or respect or sympathy anymore. I liked it better when the only person i really hated on this planet was myself...myself and the south!

If I could cast spells life would be so much easier. I'd follow Racetalins guide to world dommination and nothing except my twin brother and kender thief could stop me! And lucky for i'm only child with a mechanical heart that pumps an oily tar through my central nervous system that tells me to start fires... Of course i'd need that amulet that steals souls but that can't be hard to get...(slight of hand)