Filty fucking PIGS! Cock sucking motherless swine the lot of you. Thats right bobby and I got into a slight skirmish with some cops and came out on top! Whose a bad ass? B.C. sherif and a state boy came a calling last night (illegal search and seizure mother fuckers!). ANd got caught snooping by us.
Lets go into the details in case your confused.
So last night me bob and josh went down to our pal justins place up in k-zoo. He lives with his band in a nice ass house (we're all jealous). Over the summer, (and he probly only took this offer cause of the price) bob bought a bong for 10$. A nice one. But he's afraid to keep it at his place so had justin hold on to it. Problem is its a 36minute drive to justins and justins and his band have like 4 4ft bongs, 6 little bongs, and a dozen pipes. So bobby donates the bong to me. WE pick it up and head home to b.c. We drop off josh and bob and I are gonan make fools of ourselves and music in the garage.
As we're movign the bong from the trunk to my garage, a neighbor is walking his dogs and sees me holding the bong. We think nothing of it kinda laugh and figure ho well! A few hours later i'm ripping um back to back crouched down behind the family mini van spewing galllons of potent white bong-smog into the air, bobby standing beside me shooting the shit. We hear a bunch of noises and cars and shit in the circle drive out in front of my house. After all the pots gone, we open the garage door to air out my garage.
Parked a block away is a sherif and state trooper staring at my house. The freak the fuck out and jump in and dive to the other end of my subdivsion (i live in a no outlet sub division). Off to the side of the hosue. Theres a sheriff with a flashlight snooping in my garage window. Luckily for my sake I just happend to be by chance outta site from this cock sucker ripping away on the bong. Thats illegal. He runs. Thats right. NO i'm not making this up. This cock sucker goes running to other end of my subdivision. ASSHOLES
FUCK YOU I'LL BE IN PRISON FEBURARY 23RD. Chill wait till then. Hehh fucking homeland security!
Lets go into the details in case your confused.
So last night me bob and josh went down to our pal justins place up in k-zoo. He lives with his band in a nice ass house (we're all jealous). Over the summer, (and he probly only took this offer cause of the price) bob bought a bong for 10$. A nice one. But he's afraid to keep it at his place so had justin hold on to it. Problem is its a 36minute drive to justins and justins and his band have like 4 4ft bongs, 6 little bongs, and a dozen pipes. So bobby donates the bong to me. WE pick it up and head home to b.c. We drop off josh and bob and I are gonan make fools of ourselves and music in the garage.
As we're movign the bong from the trunk to my garage, a neighbor is walking his dogs and sees me holding the bong. We think nothing of it kinda laugh and figure ho well! A few hours later i'm ripping um back to back crouched down behind the family mini van spewing galllons of potent white bong-smog into the air, bobby standing beside me shooting the shit. We hear a bunch of noises and cars and shit in the circle drive out in front of my house. After all the pots gone, we open the garage door to air out my garage.
Parked a block away is a sherif and state trooper staring at my house. The freak the fuck out and jump in and dive to the other end of my subdivsion (i live in a no outlet sub division). Off to the side of the hosue. Theres a sheriff with a flashlight snooping in my garage window. Luckily for my sake I just happend to be by chance outta site from this cock sucker ripping away on the bong. Thats illegal. He runs. Thats right. NO i'm not making this up. This cock sucker goes running to other end of my subdivision. ASSHOLES
FUCK YOU I'LL BE IN PRISON FEBURARY 23RD. Chill wait till then. Hehh fucking homeland security!