pubert

Man i was so close to going this whole season without seeing family. This was the first christmas I've ever spent in battle creek, every year I celebrated X-mas in Milwaukee with family. This would've been good except my uncle finally died christmas eve and now realitives from all over the country are flying in for his funeral. I don't want to go. A) I can't because there will be children under 16 there and that violates my parole, B) I hated the man sense i was a toadler and i almost wish there was such a thing as hell because i know that sonuva bitch would be there. C) I don't want family asking me about my situation. I feel more comfortable telling strangers what I did than my realitives. D) Funerals are signs of respect, how do you respect someone who drank themselves to death at the age of 43???????????????

The upside to this shit being droped on me is the prospect of having a free lunch with a beautiful woman 7 years my senior.Free is good. Lunch with a 28yearold lawyer / hottie THATS MONEY BABY. Ehh make belive flirting and pretend dates are more fun than the real thing. Granted this thing is still for Client Attorney relations but still... Its fun to pretend.