today is the worst god damn day of the year. i hate that my entire sleep schedule is thrown totally out of whack cause some hillbilly farmers need and extra hour with which to make money. we are actually ALTERING TIME for these people!!! does anyone else have a problem with this??? why don't we just add in an eighth day in the week, so they can harvest even more shit. hell, why stop there! for the summer, we can add: an extra day in the week, an entire extra week in late june (or early july), and, a whole new MONTH, which we can call "augember" and place right between august and september. those midwestern rednecks will get all the extra farming their asses can handle. of course, the rest of humanity will be walking around like zombies while adjusting to the crazy new time schedule, but, hell, i do that anyway now, i'm sure we can all make do. right?
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