today is the worst god damn day of the year. i hate that my entire sleep schedule is thrown totally out of whack cause some hillbilly farmers need and extra hour with which to make money. we are actually ALTERING TIME for these people!!! does anyone else have a problem with this??? why don't we just add in an eighth day in the week, so they can harvest even more shit. hell, why stop there! for the summer, we can add: an extra day in the week, an entire extra week in late june (or early july), and, a whole new MONTH, which we can call "augember" and place right between august and september. those midwestern rednecks will get all the extra farming their asses can handle. of course, the rest of humanity will be walking around like zombies while adjusting to the crazy new time schedule, but, hell, i do that anyway now, i'm sure we can all make do. right?
More Blogs
-
0
Sunday Sep 21, 2003
someone right now is looking directly at the words that i just typed.… -
0
Wednesday Sep 17, 2003
here is something that is totally genius: "depending on the day,… -
0
Tuesday Sep 16, 2003
holy shit! hurricane's a-comin!!! everyone, rush out to your local … -
0
Monday Sep 15, 2003
are you ever about to do something and you think, "i really shouldn't… -
0
Sunday Sep 14, 2003
dear diary, today i got really drunk at like 1pm. i went to towe… -
0
Friday Sep 12, 2003
it rained all day today. i heard its supposed to continue that way u… -
2
Wednesday Sep 10, 2003
these journals are so god damn stupid. i say the same damn thing eve… -
0
Saturday Sep 06, 2003
random movie scene of the day: from "a bronx tale" where chaz palm… -
2
Friday Sep 05, 2003
today was one of the nicest, most beautiful days (weather-wise) that … -
0
Thursday Sep 04, 2003
you are like the flame i hold close to my forearm. the pain is becom…