STOP THE PRESSES!
i just got home from work, and as i was driving into my driveway, what do i see?
a SMOKING HOT girl, in the tightest, smallest shorts and bikini top washing her car...
TWO HOUSES UP FROM MINE!!!!!
where the fuck did this bitch come from? i've lived in this same house for the last 18 years, i've never seen a hot girl within 10 miles of me. i think it's a sign from heaven. god either wants me to get laid, or he's rubbing it in my face that i can't. i mean, damn, this girl was gettin' it done!!! being a agoraphobic recluse apparently has it's drawbacks...i swear i've never seen this person before!
time to invest in night vision goggles and tree-climbing gear.
currently playing in the background:
butterfly train's "building trust from distrust".
i just got home from work, and as i was driving into my driveway, what do i see?
a SMOKING HOT girl, in the tightest, smallest shorts and bikini top washing her car...
TWO HOUSES UP FROM MINE!!!!!
where the fuck did this bitch come from? i've lived in this same house for the last 18 years, i've never seen a hot girl within 10 miles of me. i think it's a sign from heaven. god either wants me to get laid, or he's rubbing it in my face that i can't. i mean, damn, this girl was gettin' it done!!! being a agoraphobic recluse apparently has it's drawbacks...i swear i've never seen this person before!
time to invest in night vision goggles and tree-climbing gear.
currently playing in the background:
butterfly train's "building trust from distrust".
johnny_crotchrot:
Knock on her door and ask her if she would like to fuck. That usually works.