psychoswtchblade

HOLY FUCK AM I MAD RIGHT NOW! My girlfriend has a friend she works with. Now thats cool everyone has friends. There is nothing really wrong with that. But it got me thinking. About three months ago she had another "friend". Now she said nothing was really going on with this guy (who by the way was 49), and she said she "needed help with her homework". Now thats cool too. Just like friends everyone needs help with homework. BUT! I come to find out that he had a thing for her and she played it off like it was nothing. Even though nothing really happened I just thought it was weird that she went over there when she could have asked my dad for math help. Guys like a friggin wiz. Needless to say that she went over to his apartment "for help" and she comes home and starts flipping out because he had candles lit and soft music playing and he wants to confess his love for her. And I'm trying at that time not to find out where this fucker lives and going and kill him, but I'm like from what she said its no surprise to me. (Now stay with me cuz I'm gonna be jumping all over so stay with me.) So now she has a new friend at work. (He's more our age though.) But being a guy I can fucking tell the way he acts around her just like the other guy did. Now here I am paranoid as hell and thank god she asked me to see if I could find an email she may have deleted from her dad and I come to find that there is nothing there from the new guy (thank God) but there is an old email there from the other older guy telling her she should call "WHENEVER" she wants to "talk." Especially if its about me. And telling her I'm not paraphrasing "that she looks beautiful with her hair down."

Now to me if tell someone to call you whenever and you capitalize the word BOY when you are talking about the boyfriend like you are some sorta man (FUCK) and he tells you constantly how beautiful you are that should be a goddamn red flag about what the fuck is going on. (FUCK FUCK FUCK) Now I gotta worry about this other dude she works with. Not only this but I saw the way he was acting to her. Then today she gets all mad at me when he comes by and try's to work his charm on her. "Blah Blah Blah He's my friend! Blah Blah Blah Treat him with some respect." Well fuck you honey. How do you want me to react. Look at what happened last time. And here you are flirting with all the other guys you fucking know! And you come home to me and I get nothing but a cold shoulder and "Blah Blah Blah I worked all day." FUCK!

Now don't get me wrong some of you reading this may consider me to be over reacting but even in the past I have known when other guys have liked my girlfriends and called the guy out on it. Like they can just go over on me like I'm a chump and take my girl away from me. NOT WITHOUT A FIGHT FUCKERS. Holy crap. Hopefully I don't get stabby.

Anyway. The older guy quit. So he's gone. But like I said now I gotta worry about this new dude. And she keeps walking around asking stupidly why these old guys like her. Well honey...QUIT FLIRTING WITH THEM! Problem fucking solved. Goddamn it. Good thing I am going to sleep on the couch. And my all time favorite late night program is on. MAXIMUM EXPOSURE! If anybody is up late at night on Saturday check your local listings. Possibly the best way to waste an hour.