psychobillydakid

I got a new job!!!!!!!!! I am getting a new Audi!!!!!!!!!!!! I Fucking Rock!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I am a loan officer and I am going to make a fuck load of money, I have two deals working and its only been about 72 hours in. I have more work than I can handle, I love it. I am picking up my new car when the first deal closes! Its been a rough couple months: my girlfriend left me to sleep with other men, I almost got evicted because of my former roomate, I almost got beaten up by a group of racist pigs, got stalked by a rebound, and my favorite female friend andmy best friend almost hooked up. But who fuckimn' cares, I am going to roll up to Jenna's (ex) house in a brand new car and laugh in her face. Plus its my birthday on Saturday! Oh yeah, I have also lost 70 pounds and was asked out by a really cute girl and I was asked out by a gay guy. That may freak some guys out but I took it as the ultimate compliment: Gay guys have higher standards!