psycho_magnet

The postal service can suck a metric tonne of COCK. I cannot believe the level of fucktardedness displayed. It is my little girls 10th birthday today. I sent her a gift last week priority Xpress post, to make sure she had it on her birthday. I couldn't send it earlier because her mom didn't tell me what she wanted until 2 days before I sent the gift. What do they do? Some illiterate, in-bred cousin fucking, douche rocket read the wrong address and sent it back to me. Apparently despite the fact their fucking job is postal delivery they have yet to master the concept of "to" and "from". So after retrieving my own fucking package at one post office, and being told I had to go to the main postal outlet because they couldn't help me where I was, I finally got the package re sent. Unfortunately they fucked me, because the quickest they can get it to her is tomorrow.

I am was so fucking mad when I left work to deal with this shit, my boss made sure I wasn't carrying a gun.
Useless fucking corn pones. I seal the deal on the " shit day of the year", I ripped one of my contact lenses so it feels like someone is jabbing me in the eye. A lovely sensation I get to tolerate until my new ones arrive, oh thats right next week.

Hopefully everyone elses universe isn't treating them like a tampon like mine is.



Peace, Love, and copious amounts of alcohol, for everyone