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Wednesday Oct 26, 2011

Oct 26, 2011
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Beware the Kamikaze pigeon. Wing-ed tits of fury. So apparently the flock sent in the Luca Brazi (Godfather reference) of the pigeon world into the store to exact revenge for it's missing brother. Same missing brother who consequently swims with the fishes. I had to slow down the security footage to see how this mother fucker got into the store, but it dive bombed through two sets of automatic doors, as they were being opened with precision by customers. Damn thing almost hammers one customer leaving, swoops past the first set of doors, and right through the second set just as they were opening.

The funny part? Well all this happened unknown to all of us until the winged enforcer of all things vermin flew into our district managers window. She was on a National conference call when she looked up and WHAM. It was like Hitchcock's the Birds, but you know more like Bird. I would've paid hard earned money to see the look on her face when that thing hit home.

It however is no more, having met with the same quick end that its brethren did. Now for some bird humor.......







NIghty night my freaky darlings. bok
VIEW 3 of 3 COMMENTS
knives_hannibal:
Haha!! Yes, she is lmao!!! She was looking to see who she could use it on too...tongue
Nov 1, 2011
ginebra:
kisslovekiss
Nov 2, 2011

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