So fucking tired. I hate turkeys. I hate the holiday. I hate bitchy people at 8am who insist you should be able to get a 4lb bird for 2 people. A turkey breast weighs that much. 1 tit, not even the whole rack. Turkey tip for all you who enjoy a good gobble gobble. Shoot for an average uncooked weight of 1.5lbs per person, and never go underneath 13lbs. Anything less and you are just buying bone, at that point find a nice organic roasting chicken. They are plump and yummy, and you get tonnes of meat.
So tired already, Im not even making any sense to myself.
Peace out.
OH and don't ever deep fry a frozen bird, it ends very very badly.
So tired already, Im not even making any sense to myself.
Peace out.
OH and don't ever deep fry a frozen bird, it ends very very badly.
lolablu:
Are people already buying turkeys?