psycho_magnet

People who walk their dogs through animal sanctuaries holding the leash, while their dog pisses on the "must have leash" sign, 50ft away from where they are standing, deserve to have their bastard shit-zu / pug cross tossed off the cliff by the angry deer protecting her young from the yappy ankle biter, with the short man complex. ( hows that for a run on sentence ). Now, I kill things for a living so trust me when I say Im not one of these " cows are our friends " people, but common sense.

I have respect for nature and its creatures, we live in their world, so these hoity toity bitches who let their mutts roam free, are the same fucks who call for deer culling because it's inconvenient to watch them eat their flowers. Cows aren't for food, deer should be eradicated for the sake of my lawn, but it's okay to let the inbred canine roam free in the woods cause " it belongs there ". WTF is the world turning into???!?!????

Since the wild have retreated back into the hills for the upcoming winter, perhaps I should take matters into my own hands and randomly punt one of these little fuckers off the cliff. Then walk by the stunned owner and say " see if it had it's leash on I couldn't have done that ". I bet I could get a good 30/40 yards easy.

Fuck this, I'm rooting for the swine flu this year, mother nature needs to pimp slap humanity.

Now some of you may read this and get all bent out of shape because I've insulted little rat dogs, so I'm some sort of hater, NO. Read it again. Well first fuck you, then read it again. It's not the dogs, its their dumb fucking owners. I actually passed a rather nice looking boxer with a little pink dog collar, and a LEASH.

I hope you had as much fun reading this blog as I did writing it, and FYI no animals were hurt in the creation of this blog.






Peace.