Getting jerked off by a girl who doesn't know how is kinda like letting her drive a standard for the first time, and just about as enjoyable. Avoid the bunny hopping, just do it yourself. I never understood the hand job, really, I mean a woman has 3 other perfectly acceptable orifices to use, if shes resorting to her hands it really is the bottom of the option barrel. Mind you, typical male, it's not like I would say no if a girl was reaching for my cock, and there are a lot of women out there who are damn good at it. That just means they care, because it's not just something they pick up, it takes practice. Same thing with oral sex, you can always tell someone who genuinely enjoys it, and has had the experience to master their craft.
And at a certain point I think it can be considered a craft, or at least an art form. Enthusiasm is good, but once you add skill to the roster, look out. And what's with those women who like to use head as an end all fix after they fuck up? Like it makes everything better, and all is forgiven. We don't forgive anything, but it's not like any guy is about to turn down a blowjob, especially if you are good at it.
To continue my dirty humor fiesta, I'll leave you with some you tube from the past AVN opening comedy acts.
And at a certain point I think it can be considered a craft, or at least an art form. Enthusiasm is good, but once you add skill to the roster, look out. And what's with those women who like to use head as an end all fix after they fuck up? Like it makes everything better, and all is forgiven. We don't forgive anything, but it's not like any guy is about to turn down a blowjob, especially if you are good at it.
To continue my dirty humor fiesta, I'll leave you with some you tube from the past AVN opening comedy acts.
Peace, Love and Happiness to all.
If you can't find that go have angry sex with someone you barely know.
bob:
Good to know I got a war buddy to back me if the alien horde ever attacks! Thanks so much for the awesome set comment!