I love the little curve balls that life tosses at you. My coworker (the engaged one from previous post) brought me back a bottle of tequila from her trip to Mexico. Her fiance was non too impressed by this action. Fuck him. I got tequila, so I'm a happy dude. I joked that I'd help her move when she gets back, but we'll see what happens now. Like most insecure males, he FUCKED up huge prior to the little vacation, so he's a little nervous. She was super pissed until the "surprise" vacation was announced, but I maintain she hasn't forgiven shit. So I openly mock her about going through with her original thoughts post Mexico, saying she stuck with it just to get a trip.
However, it kinda takes the credibility out of her moral high ground, should she choose to leave him now. LOL, fucking people make me laugh sometimes. To clarify, I am not fucking this woman. One poorly worded text message during an unknown but apparent rough time, made him jealous though.
All I said is if she brought me a coffee I would love her long time. She knew I was kidding, I just really wanted a coffee. I would have fucked her for the coffee though, because I REALLY wanted a coffee.
Firm believer that you should always back your words up, saves on shit talk and keeps you honest. Basically be careful what comes out your mouth because if they call you on it, you better be ready to step up.
Same philosophy had me sticking my tongue in some strange girls ass while I was working the front door at a bar, but that's a whole different story.
Happy Zombie Jesus weekend (Easter) everyone.
Don't forget to color eggs, eat copious amounts of chocolate and have hard vigorous sex while wearing bunny ears and taking the lords name in vain.
However, it kinda takes the credibility out of her moral high ground, should she choose to leave him now. LOL, fucking people make me laugh sometimes. To clarify, I am not fucking this woman. One poorly worded text message during an unknown but apparent rough time, made him jealous though.
All I said is if she brought me a coffee I would love her long time. She knew I was kidding, I just really wanted a coffee. I would have fucked her for the coffee though, because I REALLY wanted a coffee.
Firm believer that you should always back your words up, saves on shit talk and keeps you honest. Basically be careful what comes out your mouth because if they call you on it, you better be ready to step up.
Same philosophy had me sticking my tongue in some strange girls ass while I was working the front door at a bar, but that's a whole different story.
Happy Zombie Jesus weekend (Easter) everyone.
Don't forget to color eggs, eat copious amounts of chocolate and have hard vigorous sex while wearing bunny ears and taking the lords name in vain.