Cum in the eye = slap to the nuts. Lesson learned.
In other news I found out today that one of my ex GF little sister is secretly a high priced hooker. Her mom was packing up her shit from storage while she is living abroad and found a detailed account. Whoops. What disturbs me though is I seem to be the only person concerned with the fact that she is selling herself, everyone else is more pissed that she didn't tell them or that she borrows money.
Fucking family.
T minus 26 hrs till green death take off. I work in the A M but have a plan to get my Irish on in the evening. Which makes my morning shift on Friday, rather interesting. Good thing I don't get hangovers, because being a meatcutter, you don't want to go to work feeling ill. One whiff of something funky and bark!! Your whole evening meals in one 2 sec flashback, or splash back is more like it.
Embrace your inner Leprechaun, grab life by the shamrocks and if you can't remember it then I guess it didn't happen.
If I don't post before Thursday, Happy St.Patricks Day everyone.
In other news I found out today that one of my ex GF little sister is secretly a high priced hooker. Her mom was packing up her shit from storage while she is living abroad and found a detailed account. Whoops. What disturbs me though is I seem to be the only person concerned with the fact that she is selling herself, everyone else is more pissed that she didn't tell them or that she borrows money.
Fucking family.
T minus 26 hrs till green death take off. I work in the A M but have a plan to get my Irish on in the evening. Which makes my morning shift on Friday, rather interesting. Good thing I don't get hangovers, because being a meatcutter, you don't want to go to work feeling ill. One whiff of something funky and bark!! Your whole evening meals in one 2 sec flashback, or splash back is more like it.
Embrace your inner Leprechaun, grab life by the shamrocks and if you can't remember it then I guess it didn't happen.
If I don't post before Thursday, Happy St.Patricks Day everyone.
"In other news I found out today that one of my ex GF little sister is secretly a high priced hooker"
HOLY CRAP!