Have to go to Vancouver next week for a few days. The company is sending me and a few others to a communication seminar. Oh joy. Not that bad though, free flight, accommodation for a few days, and expenses.
Who knows, maybe they can teach me a nicer way to say "your a fucking idiot", because apparently that shit don't fly within a corporation. Sleeping with coworkers is also a faux pas, so they really take the fun out of life sometimes.
Although I am starting to love the rumor mill at work. I purposely provoke those gossiping whores, because I figure if they're gonna talk shit about me, might as well keep it fresh. So far I'm living with one woman, much to the shock of her husband, and another one of the supervisors is carrying my illegitimate child. I don't think she'd care if her BF heard that one, since she just found out he was stealing money out of her bank account to buy drugs, after she discovered the money missing and had to go to the bank and have them pull the security footage from the ATM. You would think he would fess up after she started freaking out saying she was ripped off and was going to the bank. Dumbass.
Oh well, I found out a girlfriend was cheating on me when some dude rolled up outside the bar and demanded his house keys back from her. She had these freckles that lined both sides of her spine from ass to shoulders. We all have our " I should ve seen it coming" moments I suppose.
-"A conscience doesn't prevent us from doing something bad, it just stops us from enjoying it".
Who knows, maybe they can teach me a nicer way to say "your a fucking idiot", because apparently that shit don't fly within a corporation. Sleeping with coworkers is also a faux pas, so they really take the fun out of life sometimes.
Although I am starting to love the rumor mill at work. I purposely provoke those gossiping whores, because I figure if they're gonna talk shit about me, might as well keep it fresh. So far I'm living with one woman, much to the shock of her husband, and another one of the supervisors is carrying my illegitimate child. I don't think she'd care if her BF heard that one, since she just found out he was stealing money out of her bank account to buy drugs, after she discovered the money missing and had to go to the bank and have them pull the security footage from the ATM. You would think he would fess up after she started freaking out saying she was ripped off and was going to the bank. Dumbass.
Oh well, I found out a girlfriend was cheating on me when some dude rolled up outside the bar and demanded his house keys back from her. She had these freckles that lined both sides of her spine from ass to shoulders. We all have our " I should ve seen it coming" moments I suppose.
-"A conscience doesn't prevent us from doing something bad, it just stops us from enjoying it".