psycho_magnet

I was cruising the AVN (adult video network) website this morning checking on the news, and I came across something that sorta made me chuckle. Some of you may think it odd that I look at a porn industry site upon waking, but its become a Sunday morning ritual for me. While all the god fearing people subjugate themselves to their belief in a wrathful...
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Played the demo for Force Unleashed 2 today. That game is bad ass. Its everything a childhood Starwars fan has ever wanted. The first one was an achievement in combining gaming ass kicking ability and original storyline. This one looks solid in story and they have upped the ass kicking part to new heights.

Okay, I'm done my nerdy rant for now.

So I've lived...
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Ahh yes, the countdown begins. I love Halloween. I love the fall. It s a childhood thing really, I grew up in an area with tonnes of Maple trees so about this time there was a barrage of colorful imagery assaulting my senses on the way home from school. Can't wait to get my pumpkin carving on as well. (grammatically incorrect so sue me)

This...
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Catch 22.

I hate liars, I really do; however, over the last while I've reflected enough to realize that 100% disclosure isn't good either. When it comes to withheld information, the person with the secret probably knows best. You push, and you better be able to accept what you find, since you did ask for it after all.

I respect the direct approach, no 20...
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Cheesy pick up lines of the day:

"Hey baby were your parents retarded because you re special"
"If you sit on my face I can guess your weight"
"You are the woman for my pecker"
"I would crawl through a mile of shit just to eat your ass".

Why do men think lines such as these will work, I have no idea, but it sure...
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Ahhhh yes today's the day. I was unleashed unto this world, to live amongst all you unsuspecting motherfuckers. A good friend of mine always jokes about ruling the world, but I think he needs to step up his game. I want your souls, well that is if I actually subscribed to such a concept.

I have two quotes I want to share,

1. Any man...
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At a certain age in our lives we reach that point of acceptance or regret. Those of us with regrets become those bitchy old people that yell at cashiers at 7am because we can't get to the discounted vegetables. Now I know nobody wants to think of their grandparents that way. Some sort of angry, spiteful warrior, seeking vengeance for these retail wrongs, like ninja's...
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Found out today that rattlesnakes are endangered and therefore protected as a species. This after a father of a six year old brings in a photo of one mother of a snake that they ran into not 20 min from where I live. Makes you question protecting something seemingly vicious and unworthy. We can't just look out for the cuddly creatures, they all have their...
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So Marc Emery got his sentence today in which can only be described as the largest witch hunt in recent history. What the report of "justice" in Seatle failed to mention was that he openly paid tax to the government on his income. Income generated by selling seeds, which is not an illegal act in the province of BC, in his sovereign country. The article...
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So I have this ex that likes to play both fields on a regular basis. Lately she's been big on embracing her lesbian urges so she's gone to an all girl diet. I say good on her, her taste in women was always better than her taste in men. However, with this urge came a dramatic physical overhaul. She bucked off all her hair, dresses...
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I hate stupid people. Yes they are a vast source of amusement on occasion. On a whole though, Jesus. I try to communicate with them but it seems like a foreign language sometimes. You say something clear and concise, but then they ask again and you pause not wanting to believe they can be that dumb. I swear I must have a " your fucking...
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Kissing... who doesn't like it? You can make or break a sexual encounter with that first kiss. If its chemistry then your heart beats so hard your throat hurts. If it sucks than you try to salvage the soon to be bad encounter and move on. (I'm a guy, we don't walk away from bad sex, its still sex)

Chances are if you are compatible...
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