psychicgoldfish

This is a story of break-ups, 40's of Malt Liquor, Larry the Cable guy, and being awesome.

Best Friend: aww. do you really not remember coming home?
Me: i really don't. for some reason, i have slim jims.... i hate slim jims.
Best Friend: oh, doodie, do you remember the end of the film?
Best Friend: hahaha, you were so excited about the pringles
Me: yeah. i am eating some pringles right now.
Me: the end of the film? not really....
Best Friend: that's fair. you and tony ran out before it ended and came back for the credits
Me: I remember you telling me to tone it down, a lot....
Best Friend: you were waving your legs around. now that we're safe and sound and not kicked out I can call it an amazing experience. you kept screaming "SHE'S ANDROGYNOUS!"
Me: yeah. i am really awesome. it has to be pretty bad to get kicked out of a movie theater...
Best Friend: we WERE pretty bad. if there'd been more than just some couple there I bet we'd have been punched
Me: just doing my part to help humanity...
Best Friend: and you did. I wasn't sad all night
Me: AND i ruined someone's movie experience!
Best Friend: hahaha, oh yes. undoubtedly.
Me: see? i am a good best friend....
Best Friend: yes you are. I'll probably need more cheering but it can be uh, sober
Me: yeah that hurts too much to do more than once...
Best Friend: indeed