The scene at the store today.
Me: "I don't suppose you have an old Sturmy-Archer dynohub lying around?"
Bicycle man: "No, but we have some shimano dynohubs"
Me: "Are they used? I'm only interested in buying rusty or broken bike parts..""
Bicycle man: "uhhhh...."
Me: "Do you have any rusty soviet bikes for sale?"
I can't find anything in this town. What Portland needs is a store called "BROKEN IMPORTED CRAP - If it works we don't have it."
Hey kids, buy a British bike and get laughed out of bike shops! It's fun!
Caroline Says by Siouxsie and Suede.
http://www.untiedundone.com/audio/cs_l.mp3
theme music for smashing one's tea set.
Me: "I don't suppose you have an old Sturmy-Archer dynohub lying around?"
Bicycle man: "No, but we have some shimano dynohubs"
Me: "Are they used? I'm only interested in buying rusty or broken bike parts..""
Bicycle man: "uhhhh...."
Me: "Do you have any rusty soviet bikes for sale?"
I can't find anything in this town. What Portland needs is a store called "BROKEN IMPORTED CRAP - If it works we don't have it."
Hey kids, buy a British bike and get laughed out of bike shops! It's fun!
Caroline Says by Siouxsie and Suede.
http://www.untiedundone.com/audio/cs_l.mp3
theme music for smashing one's tea set.
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misterjesus:
I so fucking knew that too.
maeda:
it was nice to see you too!! 