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Saturday Aug 09, 2003

Aug 8, 2003
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I tried to write a poem for Ava about Harvester Combines, 5 year plans and Belarus peasant women but I'm really not good at the sort of thing. nevermind.

so instead she gets a dialogue between a monkey and a pirate.

ARRR!!! " Ich hab noch nie eine Affe gefickt. Mach deine Hosen 'runter! "

ooo aaa "Verpiss dich. Ich bin lesbe"

tarbaby:
you never fail to crack me up
Aug 9, 2003
tawnya:
phew! i was afraid you'd gone for good.
Aug 9, 2003

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