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Monday Jul 28, 2003

Jul 28, 2003
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I bought the East German camera, the Exakta from the girl I have a crush on, of course I didn't say anything or ask her out to coffee.

I think I am basically unsuited to being in a relationship with another person.

My plan now is, to buy an old soviet typewriter from the Camera shop and use it to write gibberish russian love letters to my beautiful East German camera. I have already travelled well past the point of no return on the road to mental illness, so I may as well displace all my sexual interests onto Communist mechanical devices.

btw. An Exakta is basically a stainless steel sex toy that also happens to take pictures as you make love to it's buttons and levers. . If you were aroused by the scene in Amelie where she dips her hand in the sack of grain you would understand.

You may laugh, but I doubt any of you have a object of sexual desire labeled "Made in Soviet Occupied Germany."




VIEW 10 of 10 COMMENTS
junkeragentseed:
nah, it was already there on deviantart... someone was brilliant a long time before me.
Jul 30, 2003
disdain:
i put that cat in my head... its taking up lots of space... and it bites.
Jul 30, 2003

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