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As he often does on hot summer afternoons, young Bertrand Wooster had locked himself in Aunt Agatha's lingiere closet, for purely autoerotic purposes. "I say what? fancy A smack on your backside my Eaton boy!" young Bertrand shouted to himself as Jeeves passed by. This naturally excited Jeeves who happened to not be wearing any pants.

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