prudence

looking at what i wrote after 'i lost my virginity...' makes me think of the whole 'born-again virgin' phenomenon. i had a friend whose cousin was a born-again christian, and became a 'secondary virgin,' and told every new person she met that she was a virgin (without the 'secondary' part). problem with that was, she also had a scorching case of herpes. if she got married, what was she going to tell her future husband when he woke up with a bunch of weeping blisters on his privates? did she think the power of the lard was going to cure her of all genital sores?

speaking of genitals, i'm thinking of getting a tatoo on my mound. my friend ian said he'd pay for it (he also paid for one of my other tatoos- the hello kitty on my ankle). i think i'd like one of a little cat licking its paw. trouble is, i can't draw for shit. so, if any of you have any ideas, feel free to send them my way. i'd like a cute, cuddly, girly kind of cat- like a cartoon character- not an overdetailed feline like something out of some macho comic book. bleah.