prudence

well, i took that long-ass purity test last night. that test is soooo high school, but at least this time i got instant results! i'm not as tainted at i thought i would be. i got a measly 50%...i really thought it would be lower. i'd always considered myself to be pretty sexually adventurous- at least all the guys i've fucked thought so... i need to add more girly action to my repetroire. maybe my score will get lowered at the tuff luck party *giggle* also, i must really be getting old, b/c i was SHOCKED at some of the scores- SHOCKED, i tell you! i really wasn't suprised that googuse and pigs would get such low scores, but the rest of you- SHAME ON YOU!

i didn't respond to the personal ad thread, so i'm not officially participating. i don't really need to, since i'm quite happily involved in a forever-termed relationship. after reading all the others, though, i'm feeling a little left out, so how's this:

blissfully married, horny old broad, Five foot 2, eyes of blue, blonde hair, with a thumpin' jungle rump and a purity score of 50%, seeks person or persons to assist me with lowering that score!

rick thinks he might get laid off soon. i really hope not. we'd be seriously fucked if that happened. we'd have to live in our car. rick makes $35 dollars an hour, and we still live paycheck to paycheck! too many fucking bills. ack! i'm gonna have a panic attack!